i had this weird dream

some how we had gotten hold of a giant octopus and some big flat fish on ice in a big blue cooler, and we didn't know what to do with it. we were driving around town to different chinese restaurants to see if we could get someone to cook them for us.

then finally, at the end, some guy in an italian pizza shop got involved and decided he'd help out. he made a giant lasagna out of it all. except he didn't know how to scale a fish or what to do with the octopus, so he just chopped everything and stuck it all in as it was.

then we tried to drop it off at a homeless shelter but they wouldn't take it and so we went to another one where, rather than talking to the person running the place, we did a drop and dash. someone should start up a place that will just cook up your hunt/catch. seriously.

i had a weird dream

i'm at work and the boss man has called a meeting. he passes out a photocopied, hand bound notebook with pages upon pages of notes, in type and chicken-scratch, detailing the physics in the spider-man movies. he tells us we are going to be tested on this set of physics and tries to stress it's importance to our work.

then it got weird and i woke up.

i had this weird dream

there was a bbq. my family was there. as were mr. T and murdock. you came over with a pack of hot dogs and this big aluminum tray full of fries. you kept insisting the way to grill hot dogs was to place the aluminum tray full of fries on the grill and place the hot dogs on the bed of fries. that way the flavors would infuse. who does that??? i left shortly after, but how'd that turn out for ya, freak?