i had this strange dream

you decided putting in a pee pool
was a much better idea than a pee trough.

you're meant to expunge of the liquid
not collect it, dumb ass!

and no, it wouldn't make your idea
any better if you put fish in there...

though, I am curious if any would survive

you may think i'm

an international man of mystery
but in reality, i'm just a man
with limited vocabulary

i had this strange dream

i saw you and your husband on campus
they say couples start to look alike
but wearing a fake beard doesn't seem
like the right way to start off
a new school year, you bearded freak

i had this strange dream

escaping from a false accusal
by climbing into a "secret" chamber
inside the castle tower is not
a brilliant idea when it happens
to be at the same time as the invasion
of the neighboring borough's medieval army