wikipedia

it's how i solve all my arguments now

"you wanna take this outside?"

"hells yeah! 

i get better cell reception out there anyways.

let's wikipedia that shit, bitch!"

hello spiderweb

Some people hang dream catchers
from their rearview mirrors

I hang fly catchers
from my side view mirror

...

when did ellipses
replace the full stop?
i missed the memo...
young'uns did not.

i wonder if

guys who dress up as mall santas
dress the same on halloween

i mean why not?
they need to take the costume
out of storage in another month anyways

you'll find out when you get older

said pretty much everyone to me
when i was a young'un
i always expected
to get some sort of tome
when i got to a certain age
for i had so many questions

i have yet to receive it and
have forgotten all my queries

but it's good to know that
today's kids have all known
human knowledge at their fingertips

whether they understand the material
is obviously a whole other matter...

maybe the saying will change to
"bookmark it for when you get older"

looking at movies

available for download, i saw these today:

A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
Gabe the Cupid Dog (2012)


i don't know what surprises me more:

the fact that someone thought it was a good idea to make them
or that someone thought it was a good idea to rip them
and illegally share them

easy access

a phlebotomist's dream
is a recovering addict's nightmare