I had this dream

in the midst of the partiers i spot ronnie coleman
he agrees to a photo together but i can't find my camera
i hand you my crappy phone and hope for the best
"yeah buddy!" we all smile
"one more" you say -- twice. we oblige
and with that we thank ronnie who runs off
i get back my phone only to see pics of your face
cuz you had taken three pictures from the front-facing camera

damn your drunk ass!