Friday, September 12, 2014

startled awake in the middle of the night

by my sleep-talking wife making noises
"woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo"

i shook her awake and asked wtf she was doing
she had no idea and i just went back to sleep

when i questioned her again in the morning
she said she was dreaming a burglar had broken in

"so your instinct is not to hide for safety or phone 911
 but to make some obviously-fake police siren sounds?"

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